new MODERERATOR?!?

Wowo I never got to see the day in which we actually got a new moderator.

If only star got to see this beautiful event… :’(

Introduce yourself!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shh shh. Chill.

The light hurts my eyes. Oh god- is there someone there? Please help me. I don’t know where I am, she blindfolded me, but I’m below some kind of building. Sometimes she blindfolds me and I hear footsteps upsta-

This — is the writing basement.

We are living under the Larry’s house.

We’re actually kinda broke right now but

After she stuffed me in the trunk, I heard her whispering to herself about ‘the writing basement lives again’ over and over and over, all 6 hours. Is my sister still alive? Tell me my sister’s still alive!

I never knew we actually had people who actively liked this place.

We actually had listeners.. :’)

I think they Larrys did away with her.

Also the place smells worse than usual.

Anyway, introduce yourself, fair maiden!

Hey, stop softly sobbing into the microphone.

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I’m Blue. I’m here to review OCs.

Are you sure? Your text font is green.

Oh, wait.

>:C

What, you want me to be a purple pleb?

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Yes.

I’m not gonna feed you for two days because of this.

My manhood…

Stripped.

Your creepy middle-aged womanhood?

No, I sexually identify as a [DATA EXPUNGED].

OH GOD NEVER UTTER THAT PHRASE EVER AGAIN. I’LL BE GOOD, I SWEAR!

Now that I’ve (recolored) myself as that edgy serial killer in that spoopy game, we would like to introduce your newest moderator, Blue!

They’ll be participating in our next oc review!

See ya’ll there!

Hey, you weren’t serious about that no food thing, right?

[DATA EXPUNGED].

AHHHHH FORGET I EVER ASKED